A most sincere congratulations, positively verified humanoid.
You have been condemned to the pit of the Sarlacc, where in its belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
as you are slowly digested over a thousand years...
Oh my, please do forgive me. That speech was intended for a different party.
Rather, a most sincere congratulations on the successful transmission of your message.
My also-human and definitely not-Hutt masters will
be most pleased to respond in short order.
Your generosity in visiting our corner of the galaxy shall indeed be celebrated among the
inhabitants of thousands of worlds.